why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
when the hairdresser shows you the back of your hair
taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist