February 2012
Watchwhat-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
I FIND THIS FUNNIER THAN IT SHOULD BE! XD His face at the end!
Partying with friends: →
Expectations:
Reality:
Not being able to pull off a prank because you're...
Hey, you're pretty... →
….UGLY.
Now think about it:
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
When someone shows you something disgusting you're...
When your crush says hi to you. →
If I'm ever a teacher
my first lesson will be on page 394. I will decide on that day which students I like based on who laughs.
OMG YES
The reason for harry's blue tongue??
niallbecausefuckyou:
is…..
this is so perfect
OMGGG LOVEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous asked: i noticed your description used to say you were 13 and now youre 14 not sure how late i am but happy birthday :)
Got my mac back! WHOOP WHOOP :D
Anonymous asked: whend do you get jealous
This is how a guy say hi: →
soflymetothemoon:
Then this is how girls say hi:
oh. didn’t know i was a guy.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
When you sincerely try to be kind to absolutely...
When somebody says "you're kinda cute"
whyamisorandom:
..fuck you mean kinda?
I hate it when parents compare you to other... →
whyamisorandom:
Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”
And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mom, he/she..”
They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”
whyamisorandom:
what if the secret of the universe is in the terms and conditions page